Why?

#1

There were heaps but these are my favourites

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#2

last one got me bwahaha :laugh:

#3

last one also got me :ermm::blink:

#4

hahaha, awesome. The Wile E Coyote one was hilarious, used to be my favourite carton as a child.

#5

Dammit, last one got me too…

#6

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