BC2 explained by Encyclopedia Dramatica


#1

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Bad_Company_2

Why Bad Company 2 is fail

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[]No new maps, ever.
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]No mod support, at all.(There is one mod currently sold as a game called “Medal of Honor” which steals ideas from Modern Warfare 2)
[]Shitty Optimization for the PC
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]Shitty hitboxes
[]It was made to compete with MW2, not Battlefield 2.
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]Maps are small as hell, unless you’re a MW2 fag, then they seem XBOX HUEG.
[]Only 32 players at most.
[
]The PC controls are shitty as hell as it is a console port.
[]No prone (because when i play games i want to lie down like a lazy shit covered panda bear in both worlds)
[
]Bloom everywhere,cant see shit.
[]Noone ever drives humvees, except for noobs.
[
]Like in MW2, Assault rifles are more accurate then Sniper rifles.
[*]COD fags will always bitch that their game is better.
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The Classes

Assault

Assault is the most versatile class, and is certainly the easiest to troll with. Every assault rifle comes with a 40MM Grenade launcher (aka N00b t00b), and one of the first unlocks is an infinite-supply of ammo boxes. A common tactic is to camp behind a hill, throw down an ammo crate, and shell an enemy base with infinite grenades. One of the later unlocks is an An-94 that, with the right upgrades, can drop people from across the entire fucking map.
The Average Assault

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[] Uses nothing but the grenade launcher.
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] Complains about the M60.
[] Never gives any goddamn ammo!
[
] Is deaf.
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Engineer

The anti-vehicle class, and trolls. Engineers can equip rocket launchers, they can and will kill any infantry that gets in its way. Even if they’re behind cover, the round can punch through walls and kill everyone on the other side. PROTIP: Equip the PP-2000 and the 4x optical sight.
The Average Engineer

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[] Never repairs friendly vehicles.
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] Only uses their rockets against infantry.
[] Whores vehicles.
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] Is blind.
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Medic

An unholy combination of Rambo and Jesus. Medics get healing kits, defibrillators, and the M60 Light Machine Gun, meaning that they essentially glide across the battlefield healing and resurrecting their teammates, while laying down 100 rounds of fully-automatic rape. To hit a really high note on the lulz-o-meter, defibrillate an enemy - instant kill. It’s not uncommon to find squads of 4 medics getting 100-0 W/L ratios because of their death machines, and defibrillator circle-jerking. (Usually, the only solution to this faggotry is Carl Gustav). You can use other machine guns as a Medic, but since the M60 is the most accurate and powerful gun in the game with the largest magazine capacity, noone ever does.
The Average Medic

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[] Tortures teammates by reviving them in front of enemies so they die again 1 second later.
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] Uses the M60 and claims that the latest patch made it underpowered.
[] Complains about players driving vehicles.
[
] Is dumb.
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Recon

The most hated class in the game, mainly because they wouldn’t disarm a bomb if it were glued to their legs (not that they would care since then they would finally be able to go prone). It’s been estimated that 93.8% of recons on your team do not understand the concept of elevation and wind-age, and a similar percentage does not understand the “spotting” system in Bad Company 2. Every recon on your team couldn’t headshot the Statue of Liberty even if they were five feet away from her nose. Every recon on the enemy’s team is Vasily Zaytsev.
The Average Recon

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[] Camps so hard that their ghillie suits grow into the ground.
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] Never uses their Motion Mines.
[] Never spots any enemies for the team.
[
] Is paraplegic
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#2

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[*]Neostead 2000
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This weapon along with all other Pump shotguns in the game are believed to be the biggest waste of tax payers money. This is because they only work at close range, only kills in one shot once out of every three times and coupled with poor hit detection is practically useless. However if you are a Battlefield Veteran you can equip these shotguns with Slugs and Magnum Ammo. By doing this your Shotgun will evolve into a sniper rifle. Have fun sniping snipers at 300 meters away with your pump action shotgun.

hehe


#3

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXD11ivcFQ[/ame]


#4

lmfao


#5

wrong thread ><


#6

LMAO, that’s sums it up nicely.


#7

this must be old cause its mostly bullshit and written by an idiot.

No new maps, ever. [COLOR=yellow]MAP EXPANSIONS and VARIATIONS…it was only released a few months back ffs[/COLOR]
No mod support, at all.(There is one mod currently sold as a game called “Medal of Honor” which steals ideas from Modern Warfare 2)
Shitty Optimization for the PC
Shitty hitboxes [COLOR=yellow]dont see them as too bad[/COLOR]
It was made to compete with MW2, not Battlefield 2.
Maps are small as hell, unless you’re a MW2 fag, then they seem XBOX HUEG. [COLOR=yellow]SMALL??? Must have been writtn by a BF2 play not a COD players[/COLOR]
Only 32 players at most. [COLOR=yellow]Yep [/COLOR][COLOR=yellow]Obviously a BF2 player[/COLOR]
The PC controls are shitty as hell as it is a console port. [COLOR=yellow]Remap them dickhead[/COLOR]
No prone (because when i play games i want to lie down like a lazy shit covered panda bear in both worlds)
Bloom everywhere,cant see shit. [COLOR=yellow]Turn it off numbscull[/COLOR]
Noone ever drives humvees, except for noobs. [COLOR=yellow]yer, we should all walk 2Km to the battle…what a stupid comment[/COLOR]
Like in MW2, Assault rifles are more accurate then Sniper rifles.
COD fags will always bitch that their game is better.


#8

lol random but thats hilarious cab

… i always thought bc2 maps were to large


#9

its just taking the piss chilli, its not meant to be serious


#10

Chilli has obviously never read ED before, its 4chans personal wiki (and most pages are entirely NSFW)


#11

yer i could see it was taking the pis…thats why I also took the piss…fukin young people…lol


#12

The CoD4 article is also funny.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Call_of_Duty_4


#13

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BF2 radio commands


#14

True True…lol