The Spam Thread: A New Beginning

#1261

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw[/ame]

#1262

HAHAHA, Healy ripping up the turf. Im sure the groundsman will be wrapped with that effort

#1263

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkjDCS4hHuM[/ame]

#1264

lol

#1265

ahahahaha

#1266

LMAO, good spam.

#1267

:dance:

#1268

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHuUpGzOZs&context=C3615bd4ADOEgsToPDskJpt0hBa2lE4X_tir61HtCR[/ame]

#1269

lol that’s awesome

#1270

For anyone that didn’t get this from uppy

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTw7J-hGmg[/ame]

#1271

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0F0rX-Tq1I[/ame]

#1272
#1273

LOL, WTF!

How’d you come across that, actually I don’t want to hear the answer.

Cricket ball in the pint glass would of been awesome to see, still not as funny as the segway incident though.

#1274

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmxIyIH0cdk[/ame]

#1275

firecracker? stick of TNT!! :shades:

#1276

LMAO, firecracker my arse!

#1277

Heh - as someone that sometimes has to deal with our sewer system ( the bad side of working for water utility) I certainly know the dangers associated with some systems. About 5-6 yrs ago in my city the power went out and a chain of events led to a sewer pipe filling and back pressuring a main with gas … candle in residential home dunny due to no lighting led to the toliet and floor surrounding it exploding and destroying to bathroom heh.

#1278

#1279

[SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* his last battle[/FONT]
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[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* at the bottom of the page[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* liquid[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* marriage[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q5. What is the main reason for failure?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* exams[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* Lunch & dinner[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q7. What looks like half an apple?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]The other half[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* [/FONT][FONT=&quot]I[/FONT][FONT=&quot]t will become wet[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]No problem, he sleeps at night.[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]You will never find an elephant that has only one hand…[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Very large hands[/FONT]
[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]* No time at all, the wall is already built.[/FONT]
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[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray]
[/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]*[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3][COLOR=Gray][FONT=&quot]Any way you want, concrete[/FONT][FONT=&quot] floors are very hard to crack.[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]

#1280

^ hahaha