The developers sad they modeled Alistair after Capt Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly and Xander Harris from Buffy… what part did they model him off? Xander’s pussyness and Malcolm without his balls?
If he was really like Malcolm reynolds, he’d be all
“Now you back down nice and slow darkspawn, for I swear by this here shiny piece of metal, I will gorram end you”
Rather we get…
“I have emotions!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH! I miss Duncan! I want to get laid but I can’t find my penis because it’s retracted into my body and made me a pussy”
/sigh