The Spam Thread: A New Beginning
>What are you doing?
>Fixing my PC
>What’s wrong with it?
>Never mind.
>Tell me. I might be interested.
>You won’t.
>YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!
>Fine, the graphics card keeps overheating so I’m putting an extra fan in.
>You probably have a virus
>Pardon?
>Think about it, when you’re ill you get a fever and get really warm. Your PC must be doing the same because it has a Virus. See? Aren’t you glad you told me now?
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so the site was closed for a few days accused of sending spam… just like to say it wasn’t me :happy:
Thought this was pretty neat.
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR6yp4xs1jM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/ame]
[FONT=Courier New]Stuck in a Traffic Jam[/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Canberra …[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] Nothing is moving.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] Suddenly a man knocks on the car window. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What’s going on?’ [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] ‘Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Juliar Gillard and Wayne Swan. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] They’re asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.’ [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] The driver asks, ‘How much is everyone giving, on average?’ [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Courier New][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New] ‘Most people are giving about Five Litres.’[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]